Saturday Swindle

Bandits United. We Shot The Sheriff

Top ten caddy comments


N0. 10 - Golfer Mickey McQueen : "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."  

Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

N0.9 - Golfer Paul De Vido: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

 N0.8 - Golfer: Mike Mckie "Do you think my game is improving?  

Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

N0.7 - Golfer: " Dennette Harvey, Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"  

Caddy: "Eventually."

N0.6 - Golfer: " Scott Harris You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

N0.5 - Golfer: " Craig Colton Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."

Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

N0.4 - Golfer: " Kevin Rabbitte How do you like my game?"  

Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

N0.3 - Golfer: " Brian Smith Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"  

Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

N0.2 - Golfer: " Victor Wagner This is the worst course I've ever played in.

"Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."


AND the No.1 best caddy comment    

Golfer: Gary Bellamy "That can't be my ball, it's too  old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."